‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’

Callouts


 

INSTRUCTIONS

YOUR lines can be found in BOLD. Follow along and have fun!

Whenever Brad appears, or is introduced in some way the line "Asshole!" is appropriate. 

When Janet is introduced or appears, the line "Slut!" is appropriate. (If this is before she is actually a slut, the response "She's not a slut yet, give her a chance" is appropriate, to be answered by, "We gave her a chance last week and she blew it.")

Whenever The Criminologist appears, the following lines and variants are appropriate: "He's got no fucking neck!" "A chicken stepped on this man's forehead" "Your mother should have fucked a giraffe" "Wipe that ass off your chin". 

Dr. Scott may be booed or yell "Kiss Ass!". 

Basically, when people in the audience yell, you can yell with ‘em. You’ll get the hang of it once we start!